StarStruck babe nagparetoke ng boobs para sa Marimar
Sunday, June 24, 2007
By: Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
PETE-TIK
So, very nakatatawa talaga ang mga babaing nag-audition bilang Marimar.
Imagine, ‘yung isang StarStruck babe na Jewel something ang namezung, na oo nga’t tisay at maganda, pero nagparetoke na raw agad ng boobsie at so young an age kaya kapag may-i-project na siya as Marimar (Ha! Ha! Ha!) wah naman pagka-move ang kanyang augmented ng siyensyang bumpers. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ang nakababaliw pa, katribu raw ito nina Rufa Mae Quinto at Ynez Veneracion na retokada rin ang butt ever. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Pero, ang isa pang palihim na inookray ng mga taga-GMA ay ang pag-audition ni Jennylyn Mercado na may iluzyong she still has the freshness and youth of the Thalia character.
Imagine, knowsline naman natin na halos unmade-up si Thalia bilang Marimar sa first half ng telenovela dahil purita mirasol lang siya and was perpetually outfitted in simple housedresses.
But in fairness to the Mexican diva, she still projects comeliness of the highest order even if she doesn’t have the glamorous outfits that she uses in her concerts as Thalia.
Now, let’s talk about Jennylyn. She’s not ugly naman specially now that she already knows how to use make-up to her great advantage.
But freshness, sad to say, she doesn’t have.
As a matter of fact, she looks a lot older than her biological age when she’s not made-up to perfection and is, cattiness aside, perfect for the role of a consumptive or an asthmatic woman what with the dark circles on her eyes becoming somewhat prominent when she’s not properly foundationed. Ha! Ha! Ha!
But auditioned for Thalia’s role, she did, much to the purported amusement of some GMA people.
For how could she be convincing in the role popularized by the enchan-ting Mexican actess when freshness is something that she’s very much wanting of? Ha! Ha! Ha!
Dapat sa kanya, gampanan ang role ng madir ni Roberta kapag ni re-make ang obra maestro na ‘to ni Mars Ravelo for the umpteenth time. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Doon talaga, perfect siya for the role, and only a minimal of make-up is needed for her to become convincing as a perennially beaten wife who, on the side, is afflicted with tuberculosis. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kaya marami nga ang nalowkah (pero wah na lang pagka-spluk dahil may envelope siyempre ... Ha! Ha! Ha!) nang mag-issue ng pro-nouncement si Lily Monteverde to the effect na sina Jennylyn daw at Mark Herras ang Vi at Boyet ng makabagong panahon. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bakit, mukha bang may sakit si Baby Vi nu’ng kapanahunan niya? At si Boyet de Leon ba ay mukhang laging bangag ang itzu? Ha! Ha! Ha! Puhleezzzeeeeeeee! Ha! Ha! Ha! Huwag namang ikumpara ang karag-karag na taxi sa Expedition van. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
‘Yun lang!
PETE-TIK
So, very nakatatawa talaga ang mga babaing nag-audition bilang Marimar.
Imagine, ‘yung isang StarStruck babe na Jewel something ang namezung, na oo nga’t tisay at maganda, pero nagparetoke na raw agad ng boobsie at so young an age kaya kapag may-i-project na siya as Marimar (Ha! Ha! Ha!) wah naman pagka-move ang kanyang augmented ng siyensyang bumpers. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ang nakababaliw pa, katribu raw ito nina Rufa Mae Quinto at Ynez Veneracion na retokada rin ang butt ever. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Pero, ang isa pang palihim na inookray ng mga taga-GMA ay ang pag-audition ni Jennylyn Mercado na may iluzyong she still has the freshness and youth of the Thalia character.
Imagine, knowsline naman natin na halos unmade-up si Thalia bilang Marimar sa first half ng telenovela dahil purita mirasol lang siya and was perpetually outfitted in simple housedresses.
But in fairness to the Mexican diva, she still projects comeliness of the highest order even if she doesn’t have the glamorous outfits that she uses in her concerts as Thalia.
Now, let’s talk about Jennylyn. She’s not ugly naman specially now that she already knows how to use make-up to her great advantage.
But freshness, sad to say, she doesn’t have.
As a matter of fact, she looks a lot older than her biological age when she’s not made-up to perfection and is, cattiness aside, perfect for the role of a consumptive or an asthmatic woman what with the dark circles on her eyes becoming somewhat prominent when she’s not properly foundationed. Ha! Ha! Ha!
But auditioned for Thalia’s role, she did, much to the purported amusement of some GMA people.
For how could she be convincing in the role popularized by the enchan-ting Mexican actess when freshness is something that she’s very much wanting of? Ha! Ha! Ha!
Dapat sa kanya, gampanan ang role ng madir ni Roberta kapag ni re-make ang obra maestro na ‘to ni Mars Ravelo for the umpteenth time. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Doon talaga, perfect siya for the role, and only a minimal of make-up is needed for her to become convincing as a perennially beaten wife who, on the side, is afflicted with tuberculosis. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Kaya marami nga ang nalowkah (pero wah na lang pagka-spluk dahil may envelope siyempre ... Ha! Ha! Ha!) nang mag-issue ng pro-nouncement si Lily Monteverde to the effect na sina Jennylyn daw at Mark Herras ang Vi at Boyet ng makabagong panahon. Ha! Ha! Ha!
Bakit, mukha bang may sakit si Baby Vi nu’ng kapanahunan niya? At si Boyet de Leon ba ay mukhang laging bangag ang itzu? Ha! Ha! Ha! Puhleezzzeeeeeeee! Ha! Ha! Ha! Huwag namang ikumpara ang karag-karag na taxi sa Expedition van. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
‘Yun lang!
